Question from a reader:
When I get slapped by Masahiro Nakai, I’m unsure how I should respond. I think I’ll be surprised, but I’d like to know what the best course of action would be afterwards.
What to Do If Masahiro Nakai Slaps You?
Honestly, just imagining how I would react if Masahiro Nakai slapped me gives me butterflies. He is
a nationally beloved idol, and while he seems very approachable on television, I might find myself at a loss for words if I were actually slapped by him, overwhelmed by surprise and confusion. Now, in response to the reader’s question, there have been a few suggestions, but personally, I think calling the police is a bit over the top. Of course, violence should never be tolerated, but if it turns out that the slap was part of a joke or performance, escalating the situation could lead to unnecessary complications. Sure, reporting it to a tabloid could be entertaining and generate buzz, but if we think it through calmly, assessing the situation first is crucial.
Surprise Reaction and Turning It into Laughter
If it were me, I would probably be shocked at first, my eyes wide in disbelief. However, I would quickly try to gauge the atmosphere and turn it into a laugh. Responding with something like, “Goddamn!” as a joke could be a good approach. Having that sense of humor can lighten the mood, and the other person might realize, “Oh, it was just a joke.” Also, if I could say something like, “I’ll give you ten times that back!” afterward, it could come off as pretty cool. Engaging in that lighthearted banter can create a memorable experience and serve as a great conversation starter later on. Of course, retaliating with actual violence only promotes more violence, so that’s definitely something to avoid.
Valuing Your Own Reaction
In the end, how you react will depend on the situation and your personality at that moment. What’s important is to maintain your composure and respond in a way that feels authentic to you. While violence is absolutely unacceptable, if you can ease the situation with humor and a lighthearted attitude, it might just turn into a surprisingly good memory. Now, for everyone reading this, I’d love to know how you would respond if Masahiro Nakai slapped you. Please share your unique ideas and experiences in the comments! Let’s think together about what the most entertaining reactions might be!
